missing lipgloss

if you are missing a pleasantly pink, covergirl lip gloss, please notify the boy who was sitting next to me in the jsb auditorium this morning.

"this is going to be really embarassing if this is not yours," said the boy as he pulled out the pink tube, "but is it yours?"

he asked the girl whom i assume he was romantically pursusing. it was no less than obvious with their awkward banter about human anatomy. the young lady lauged and said "no."

how embarassed he was. so please. if you left your lip gloss in the backseat of this boy's car, he was sitting in the center section, on the far left side of a row in the middle.